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Leagues of the Nation-I

Leagues of the Nation-I Circa 2008, 16th April. IPL- I ( Indian Political League) The IPL-I which began on the 16th of April will be played between two major teams and two major fronts. The entire league will be played in five phases and the champions will be declared on the 16th of May. This is the biggest league played in the entire history with crores of people involved in the process. Rules of the Game: There is no definite rule for this league. Teams may win by hook or by crook or by any means they deem suitable. They may choose a captain before hand or may also select him later. They may poach players from any other team or at times they may also poach entire smaller teams. Normal play procedures include debates, arguments, mudslinging, rigging, booth- capturing, lobbying, maligning, bribing and/or any other means, fair or foul. The entire league is conducted by the ECI (Empathetic Council of Incorrigibles). The Major Teams: UPA (Un Predictable Association): This ...

Lines for students (Dialogue between Papa & Beta)

Papa kehte hai bada naam karega Beta hamara engeneering padega But I thought he was absolutely crazy Study of science-maths made me dizzy Suno mere betey tum maths mein ho kacchcha Baas sau hi le aana, samja mera bachcha What-I have to sit for AIEEE –that’s shit But what to do- midnight oil had to be lit Betey, harna nahi kuch to karo Utho- Zindagi ke jung mein dat ke lado Got results – Eligible for counselling – state specific Yahoo- felt like I have swum across pacific. Betey counselling mein form bharna sambhalkar Choice freeze karna aur phir jana locking counter Got Electronics in NIT Silchar allotted Searched maps and atlas-where’s it located Betey Jaipur se Silchar jyada door nahi hai Bass India ko hi paar lagana hai Got admission and hostel allotted With words of wisdom Papa departed Man laga ke panda suno mera farmaan Bade aadmi bano – yehi mera armaan Bunked my classes and skipped my lectures Tried for romance and my heart was in fractures Yeh kis prakar ke grade laye ho Teen ...