Transformers

Transformers

Wiki defines transformers thus:

The Transformers are a species of sentient, living robotic beings (mostly) originating from the distant machine world of Cybertron. The stories of their lives, their histories, and most especially their wars have been chronicled across many different continuities in the vast multiverse.

The designation "Transformer" stems from the species' generally-shared ability to transform, to change their bodies at will, rearranging their component parts from a robotic primary mode (usually, but not always, humanoid) into an alternate form; generally vehicles, weapons, machinery, or animals. In some continuities this ability to transform is innate to all members of the species, in others it was a wartime innovation that was adopted by most, but not all, of the populace.

Hollywood came out with the movie ‘Transformer’ in the year 3007.  The movie was a smash hit among especially among the kids. Due to the success of this movie several sequels were released over the years.

However, in the planet earth there was a segment of land that was shaped like a rhombus and it was called Chaotica. This piece of land was far ahead of time in the field of transformers. Transformers of a different kind started landing at Chaotica from time to time. These transformers were especially skilled and they could transform themselves into any kind of state they desired within no time. The transformations would be so smooth that no one could either anticipate or notice the transformation until and unless the transformer declared it as a transformation. No one can be sure when these transformations started but it is fabled that two persons by the name of ‘Aayaram’ and ‘Gayaram’ introduced this concept in Chaotica. However around the turn of the millennium Aayaram and Gayaram became cult figures and there followers could be seen everywhere.

In the year 2991, Regress Fraternity was ruling Chaotica and its king was Man-Lion. Chaotica was facing financial instability and needed a serious transformation. Man-Lion gathered forces to find a solution and in this process transformed an economic wizard Dr. Fascinating Mind into a finance wizard. This wizard proved to be extremely successful as a transformer. He transformed all the rules of the game and broke down all the walls. He liberated everyone concerned from the book of licenses and rules, and transformed everyone into a global player. The process of transformation was so successful that the world started to come to Chaotica and Chaotica started to reach out to the world. Transformations started by devaluing the Baldhead, the official currency of Cahotica. It is fabled that USD had a value of 12 Baldheads which was transformed to thirty two Baldheads by Dr. Fascinating Mind. Dr. Fascinating Mind kept on transforming everything including himself and as a result of these transformations he got elevated to become the king of Choatica.in 3004. However, in these transformations two important things happened. Dr. Fascinating Mind got to found out his real boss was Madam Son Yeah. It is worth mentioning that Bollywood in its usual practice had copied the Transformers and made a movie called Ra-One. Little that they know that in 2984 a person called Ra-Living suddenly descended as the ruler of Chaotica. Ra-Living was a good ruler and he was the proud father of a son called Ra-Sting. Ra-Living was a family man and lived happily with his wife Son yeah and his son Ra-Sting, He ruled Chaotica nicely and people were happy until two things happened. People found that Ra-Living had transformed some Swiss guns called Boo-Farce to money in Swiss banks. At the same time Ra-Living sent his forces from Chaotica to help the country of Ra-One to overthrow a rebellion. In return the rebels plotted a assassinated Ra-Living. After his death Madam Son Yeah along with her son moved away from the public life and Ra-Sting was sent off to far off lands to explore the world. In around 3002 a brigade of Hobnobs convinced Madame Son Yeah to come back to public life. She was elevated to the post of Tableperson of Regress fraternity and had more powers than the Queen of a beehive. The other transformation that happened to Dr. Fascinating Mind when he became the king was that he started to lose his voice and in about 7-8 years he became almost completely dumb and sometimes under extreme pressure mumbled some monosyllables. During these years Ra-Sting explored everywhere, from the extremes of the country to the homes of poor peasants. He developed skills that made him popular among the Hobnobs and he became the Chieftain of the Hobnobs. The Hobnobs wanted him to be declared the crown prince of Chaotica.

But as it happens in all other stories, there were some provinces in Chaotica where the Regress Fraternity was losing grounds and other forces were materializing. Among them there was the state of Last Nite where the provincial ruler Mr. King of Humans became popular. King of Humans was known for two things, his oratory skills and his mood swings. So much was these mood swings that people referred him as Mr. Moody. It is fabled that in one of his mood swings he had decided to sit silent when the followers of the Lunar calendar were exterminated in his province of Last Nite. But Mr. Moody kept on making roads and buildings and went around the earth inviting people to setup industries in his province. Some people of his province prospered and Mr. Moody started to become a popular leader. Mr. Moody belonged to the Chaotica General Fraternity which had its presence in a few provinces. Chaotica General Fraternity had once ruled Chaotica for a short period of time under the leader ship of Mr. Unmoved, and during that time they started the building some major roads. This fraternity also blasted some huge bombs that made the other countries of the Earth recognize Chaotica as a power. However due to several reasons Chaotica General Fraternity lost its power and Mr. Unmoved was moved to oblivion. With time Mr. Moody stated to aspire to become the king of Chaotica. In this process Mr. Moody trounced the path of Mr. Advanced who was earlier an undeclared king designate of the Chaotica General Fraternity.

Another interesting province was the kingdom called Bee Lost. Bee Lost was ruled by a person called Law King who belonged to the General United Fraternity. This fraternity maintained a tight balance of power between the followers of the Solar calendar and that of the Lunar calendar. Law King had hidden aspirations to become the king of Chaotica. But Law King had come to power with the help of the Chaotica General Fraternity. At one time he was a good friend of Mr. Moody and showered praises everywhere for the good work Mr. Moody was doing. However with power getting to his head he started to have serious differences with Mr. Moody and the friendship was soon transformed to enmity. Another sworn enemy of Mr Law King was a man whose name had a French connection La Loo. Mr La Loo was very well known all over the Earth for his utterances. He belonged to a fraternity called the National General Fraternity. This fraternity had some peculiar mathematical equations of power where the main coefficients were the followers of the Lunar calendar designated by a factor M and the shepherds designated by a factor Y. At one point of time this MY equation became popular and Mr. La Loo became the provincial king. But later Law King snatched power and Mr La Loo’s rhetoric increased to such an extent that he became the subject of study in the Land of the Rising Sun.

When all these were happening, in the neighbouring Northern Province a leader emerged by the name of Soft Horn who belonged to the Equality Fraternity. Soft Horn took up the MY equation and applied it to his province. The results were so overwhelming that he replaced the queen Ms. Charming Lady of the Crowded Equality fraternity. Soft Horn also had hidden aspirations to become the king of Chaotica someday. For this he made efforts to revive a brigade of fraternities which was called the Third Laid-backs. This conglomerate of the Third Laid-backs always existed in theory but could never be realized in practice. Soft Horn had found some support to this conglomerate from Queen Maternity Banner of the province of Bang Gales. When all this was going on Soft Horn was tricked by his son Crooked Nose, who took over as the king of the Northern Province and elevated Soft Horn to the post of Gratuitous Advisor.

As the next battle of the transformers was approaching, the different Fraternities were trying to make strategies to win over the people and become the ruler of Chaotica. Ra-Sting got elevated to a senior position in the Regress Fraternity. He had a brigade of Hobnobs following him everywhere who excelled in several skills like apple polishing and putting foot into their own mouths. The Chaotica General Fraternity had nominated Mr. Moody to be the Commander in Chief for the battle. This elevation led to several fall outs. Mr. Advanced started to sulk and gave up all his positions, but later everyone else explained him how unnecessary he was and he reinstated himself to his earlier positions. Mr. Law King found that the elevation of Mr. moody could seriously impact his dormant dreams. So he severed all ties with the Chaotica General Fraternity and decided to go alone to the big battle. He reasoned that Mr. unmoved and Mr. Advanced were superior transformers, but Mr. moody was impure. Immediately the Regress Fraternity decided that Mr. Law King was pure and extended their support to his province. Mr. moody and his brigade declared that it was an unfortunate event. Mr. La Loo who was a part of the Regress’s support alliance said that Mr. Law King will always remain impure and infidel. Mr. Soft Horn again started to dream of making his conglomerate of the Third Laid-backs. Everyone was discussing the pros and cons of the decisions Mr. Moody and Mr. Law King.   

When all this drama was happening, nature decided to unleash some fury. It transformed an entire district in the mountains to debris. Many people went missing and dead. Homes were raised to dust. Dr. Fascinating Mind took a helicopter to click some aerial pictures for this devastation. In return he doled some million Baldheads to rebuild the district. With so much of Baldheads in question a little bit of attention has got diverted towards the devastation. The Regress and the Chaotica General Fraternity have started to blame each other for the devastation. They have decided to battle it out in the next series of Transformation.