Transformers 2

Transformers – The beginning.

This is a sequel to my earlier post in the link http://ayonsblog.blogspot.in/2013/06/transformers.html . Well Chaotica had a very major transformation in 3014. The Regress Fraternity that was ruling Chaotica for a long time was totally decimated. The Chaotica General Fraternity led by Mr. Moody took over the reins of power. The changeover became even more dramatic because of the emergence of Generalized Commoners Sodality which was led by an immensely transformed member of the human species by the name of Err-Whined Crazy-Wild. This human had become popular by very uncharacteristic methods. He has tutored by an aged warrior by the named of Anna Thousand-Array. Anna Thousand-Array by himself was a veteran champ of the game of Truth or Dare. He challenged every possible person seating in some position of power to a game of Truth or Dare. Whenever he faced opposition of any kind, he went in a state of dormant activity by stopping his food intake. Every member of any ruling fraternity feared this stoppage of metabolic activity as it ended with err winds of the ultra-constipated kind and received wide spread support among all creeds, mainly the younger progeny. Mr. Thousand-Array was supported by a matrix of self-important people like one Ms. Rays Beady, Mr. Peaceful Jewel and Mr. Absolutely Peaceful Jewel. Ms. Rays Beady was a famous gendarme who became famous reforming fugitives in a confined space called Tihar. Mr. Peaceful Jewel was an advocate as well as a law minister. His son, Mr. Absolutely Peaceful Jewel though was more known for putting up Publicity Invoking Litigations (PIL) in all sorts of places wherever he could see any lady with a balance. Most of the times the lady got so misbalanced by such PILs that she now permanently covers her eyes with a piece of black cloth. The techniques used by Mr. Thousand-Array was so well learnt by Err-Wind Crazy-Wild, that he used it to transform himself into a public figure. However, due to copyright violations and infringement of intellectual property rights, Mr. Thousand-Array and Err-Wind Crazy-Wild parted ways. Thousand-Array returned to his village to live in solitude.  Err-Wind Crazy-Wild used his new found publicity to form the Generalized Commoners Sodality. Peaceful Jewel, Absolutely Peaceful Jewel and fortune teller by the name of Mr. Yog-Under Yeah-Dude joined the brigade of Crazy-Wild. Some other members who joined this sodality were See-Saw Dear and Ass Who Tows, and the Generalized Commoners Sodality started to go full blast to capture the reigns over the central district. In their first attempt they failed to get the bulls eye by a small margin and the Regress Fraternity lead by Ra-Sting supported it to keep the Generalized Commoners Sodality out of power. This arrangement lasted for only forty-nine days as Son-Yeah was always pushing Ra-Sting to take control over Chaotica. Ra-Sting repeatedly tried to sting the Chaotica General Fraternity and Mr. Moody with artificial intelligence gathered from one Goolum Newly Freed and Dig Me Joy Horn. But each time the sting went wrong and stung back Ra-Sting at the wrong places.
Meanwhile Mr. Moody took the job of transforming Chaotica with a big Clean-up operation. The operation basically aimed at getting the inhabitants potty trained so that turd would not end up at wrong places. This was opposed by the Generalized Commoners Sodality with a slogan, ‘Against Application of Potty for Turd’ which was so popular that the members of the Sodality started calling themselves AAPturd. This however did not stop Mr. Moody from announcing another proposition to Digitize Chaotica. This was basically aimed to speed up several processes and make transactions more transparent. However, one Mr. La Loo thought that his secret love for cattle fodder may be exposed and so he coined the term that Atta was more important than Data. To transform things further Mr. Moody invited all other fragments of the world to manufacture things in Chaotica and called this strategy as Make in Chaotica. This time Left Brained Redheads lead by Mr. ProCaste Carrot and his spouse Brand-eh Carrot started vociferation and cacophony with absolute fatuity and reasoning that is still being researched in medical schools for determining the limits of extreme dementia. Another leader of this brigade Mr Stir-Rum With-Cherry found revealed that he had some extreme indulgence of the canine kind to keep himself fit when Mr. Moody spoke on fitness of the denizens of Chaotica. Mr. Moody in consultation with a fellow from his resident province, Mr. A Meet Shows had hand-picked a team to run his transformative process. The control over the ministry of Baldheads was given to Mr. Ah Run Jet Lee. It was suspected that Mr. Jet Lee would martial his skills to make goods cheaper by bringing in a secret code called Generalized Substantial Tarrif (GST). The ministry of tracks and engines was given to Mr. Sure-Rush Lord. Sure-Rush started doing a good job by not putting any new engines but getting the old ones oiled so that that could move on time. The education was initially given to a lady called Memory E-Runny who had a run of very forgettable memories and so she was shifted to another ministry where she could spin up a web of her memories. The education was then looked after by a person called Enlightened Joy-With-Care. There was a wide man called Neat-In Goods –Carry. He was so wide that he desired all roads to be wide enough for him to move around. He was given the job of road building and kept on building roads wherever he could find space. Then there was a very cool person by the name Rage-Not Horn. He was never enraged by any sort of happenings and took over the ministry of Shield Wielders. Though his ministry has been continuously facing strong winds from the north, he has been able to absorbs most of it in pellets. The rarest gem in Mr. Moody’s team is one Such-Maa Surge. She was given the duty to connect with the different fragments of this world. But Mr. Moody has taken up this work with such zeal that the Oh-Bah-Moos and Pooh-Tins are all lining up to Chaotica. Such-Maa Surge on the other hand is busy getting connected to people stranded in wrong places and bringing them back to Chaotica.
Though there is transformation that is being promised by all, Chaotica is indeed a part of a transformative process. Let wait and watch … and maybe I will be able to write another sequel in times ahead...


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